Daily itinerary
0545- Get up. Whoa, groggy.
0546- Shower. Ooooh, yeah!
0600- Put on work uniform, which consists of a Columbia Omni-Dry long-sleeved shirt and matching zip-off pants. And boots. And sometimes, gaiters. Oh, and underwear…
0630- Get sultanas and nuts together for morning bird walk while guzzling a cuppa tea.
0645- Bird walk!
0800- Morning bird feeding (I feed the birds in a feeding area that abuts a picture window in the dining room, then I walk back inside and explain to the guests what they’re seeing.)
0830- Brekkie for me.
0900- Lead the morning guided rainforest walk.
1230- Return to Guesthouse for a quick lunch.
1300- Afternoon bird feeding (same as morning).
1330- Prepare for either a) afternoon walk or b) afternoon adventure activity (which would be either the Flying Fox zipline or the Giant Swing).
1400- Lead whatever it was that I prepared for.
1600- Return to the Goosehouse. Er, I mean the Guesthouse.
1615- Assume control (I like that expression!) of the Discovery Centre. In other words, I get chained to a desk until…
1730- Close the DC and get ready for dinner. Unless, of course, I’m doing the Glow worm walk, which starts at
1745- Glowies! Until around
1915- Return to the Ghosthouse. I mean the Guesthouse!!!


August 7th, 2007 at 3:50 am
Whaweewha??? You’re wearing underwear now? And are you referring to the guests’ habit of feeling your bum when you say “goosehouse”?